- Mum: I hope your being sensible on that laptop
- Me: I'm not playing poker.
- Mum: You better not be.
- Me: I'm breeding virtual horses.
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
